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- $Unique_ID{SSP01761}
- $Title{The Winter's Tale: Act IV, Scene III}
- $Author{Shakespeare, William}
- $Subject{}
- $Log{Dramatis Personae*01750.txt}
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- Portions copyright (c) CMC ReSearch, Inc., 1989
-
- The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
-
- THE WINTER'S TALE
-
-
- ACT IV
- ................................................................................
-
-
- SCENE III: A road near the Shepherd's cottage.
- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
-
- {Enter AUTOLYCUS, singing.}
-
- AUTOLYCUS: When daffodils begin to peer,
- With heigh! the doxy over the dale,
- Why, then comes in the sweet o' the year;
- For the red blood reigns in the winter's pale.
-
- The white sheet bleaching on the hedge,
- With heigh! the sweet birds, O, how they sing!
- Doth set my pugging tooth on edge;
- For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
-
- The lark, that tirra-lyra chants,
- With heigh! with heigh! the thrush and the jay, 10
- Are summer songs for me and my aunts,
- While we lie tumbling in the hay.
-
- I have served Prince Florizel and in my time
- wore three-pile; but now I am out of service:
-
- But shall I go mourn for that, my dear?
- The pale moon shines by night:
- And when I wander here and there,
- I then do most go right.
-
- If tinkers may have leave to live,
- And bear the sow-skin budget, 20
- Then my account I well may, give,
- And in the stocks avouch it.
-
- My traffic is sheets; when the kite builds, look to
- lesser linen. My father named me Autolycus; who
- being, as I am, littered under Mercury, was likewise
- a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles. With die and
- drab I purchased this caparison, and my revenue is
- the silly cheat. Gallows and knock are too powerful
- on the highway: beating and hanging are terrors to
- me: for the life to come, I sleep out the thought 30
- of it. A prize! a prize!
-
- {Enter Clown.}
-
- Clown: Let me see: every 'leven wether tods; every tod
- yields pound and odd shilling; fifteen hundred
- shorn. what comes the wool to?
-
- AUTOLYCUS: [Aside]
-
- If the springe hold, the cock's mine.
-
- Clown: I cannot do't without counters. Let me see; what am
- I to buy for our sheep-shearing feast? Three pound
- of sugar, five pound of currants, rice,--what will
- this sister of mine do with rice? But my father
- hath made her mistress of the feast, and she lays it 40
- on. She hath made me four and twenty nose-gays for
- the shearers, three-man-song-men all, and very good
- ones; but they are most of them means and bases; but
- one puritan amongst them, and he sings psalms to
- horn-pipes. I must have saffron to color the warden
- pies; mace; dates?--none, that's out of my note;
- nutmegs, seven; a race or two of ginger, but that I
- may beg; four pound of prunes, and as many of
- raisins o' the sun.
-
- AUTOLYCUS: O that ever I was born! 50
-
- [Grovelling on the ground.]
-
- Clown: I' the name of me--
-
- AUTOLYCUS: O, help me, help me! pluck but off these rags; and
- then, death, death!
-
- Clown: Alack, poor soul! thou hast need of more rags to lay
- on thee, rather than have these off.
-
- AUTOLYCUS: O sir, the loathsomeness of them offends me more
- than the stripes I have received, which are mighty
- ones and millions.
-
- Clown: Alas, poor man! a million of beating may come to a
- great matter. 60
-
- AUTOLYCUS: I am robbed, sir, and beaten; my money and apparel
- ta'en from me, and these detestable things put upon
- me.
-
- Clown: What, by a horseman, or a footman?
-
- AUTOLYCUS: A footman, sweet sir, a footman.
-
- Clown: Indeed, he should be a footman by the garments he
- has left with thee: if this be a horseman's coat,
- it hath seen very hot service. Lend me thy hand,
- I'll help thee: come, lend me thy hand.
-
- AUTOLYCUS: O, good sir, tenderly, O! 70
-
- Clown: Alas, poor soul!
-
- AUTOLYCUS: O, good sir, softly, good sir! I fear, sir, my
- shoulder-blade is out.
-
- Clown: How now! canst stand?
-
- AUTOLYCUS: [Picking his pocket]
-
- Softly, dear sir; good sir, softly. You ha' done me
- a charitable office.
-
- Clown: Dost lack any money? I have a little money for thee.
-
- AUTOLYCUS: No, good sweet sir; no, I beseech you, sir: I have
- a kinsman not past three quarters of a mile hence,
- unto whom I was going; I shall there have money, or 80
- any thing I want: offer me no money, I pray you;
- that kills my heart.
-
- Clown: What manner of fellow was he that robbed you?
-
- AUTOLYCUS: A fellow, sir, that I have known to go about with
- troll-my-dames; I knew him once a servant of the
- prince: I cannot tell, good sir, for which of his
- virtues it was, but he was certainly whipped out of
- the court.
-
- Clown: His vices, you would say; there's no virtue whipped
- out of the court: they cherish it to make it stay 90
- there; and yet it will no more but abide.
-
- AUTOLYCUS: Vices, I would say, sir. I know this man well: he
- hath been since an ape-bearer; then a
- process-server, a bailiff; then he compassed a
- motion of the Prodigal Son, and married a tinker's
- wife within a mile where my land and living lies;
- and, having flown over many knavish professions, he
- settled only in rogue: some call him Autolycus.
-
- Clown: Out upon him! prig, for my life, prig: he haunts
- wakes, fairs and bear-baitings. 100
-
- AUTOLYCUS: Very true, sir; he, sir, he; that's the rogue that
- put me into this apparel.
-
- Clown: Not a more cowardly rogue in all Bohemia: if you had
- but looked big and spit at him, he'ld have run.
-
- AUTOLYCUS: I must confess to you, sir, I am no fighter: I am
- false of heart that way; and that he knew, I warrant
- him.
-
- Clown: How do you now?
-
- AUTOLYCUS: Sweet sir, much better than I was; I can stand and
- walk: I will even take my leave of you, and pace 110
- softly towards my kinsman's.
-
- Clown: Shall I bring thee on the way?
-
- AUTOLYCUS: No, good-faced sir; no, sweet sir.
-
- Clown: Then fare thee well: I must go buy spices for our
- sheep-shearing.
-
- AUTOLYCUS: Prosper you, sweet sir!
-
- [Exit Clown.]
-
- Your purse is not hot enough to purchase your spice.
- I'll be with you at your sheep-shearing too: if I
- make not this cheat bring out another and the
- shearers prove sheep, let me be unrolled and my name 120
- put in the book of virtue!
-
- [Sings.]
-
- Jog on, jog on, the foot-path way,
- And merrily hent the stile-a:
- A merry heart goes all the day,
- Your sad tires in a mile-a.
-
- [Exit.]
-